Only Child Syndrome embroidered morale patch displayed on a light grey felt background.

Only Child Syndrome Patch

Small (3”) / Sew-on
£8.99
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Only Child Syndrome embroidered morale patch displayed on a light grey felt background.
  • Only Child Syndrome embroidered morale patch displayed on a light grey felt background.
  • Only Child Syndrome embroidered morale patch shown in hand to demonstrate its actual size.
  • Only Child Syndrome embroidered patch displayed on a T-shirt, hoodie, denim jacket, backpack and tote bag, showcasing the bold text patch on a range of everyday apparel and accessories.
  • Comparison of MadeInPatch sew-on, iron-on and Velcro backing options, showing the features and benefits of each embroidery backing type.
  • Only Child Syndrome embroidered morale patch displayed on a light grey felt background.
  • Only Child Syndrome embroidered morale patch shown in hand to demonstrate its actual size.
  • Only Child Syndrome embroidered patch displayed on a T-shirt, hoodie, denim jacket, backpack and tote bag, showcasing the bold text patch on a range of everyday apparel and accessories.
  • Comparison of MadeInPatch sew-on, iron-on and Velcro backing options, showing the features and benefits of each embroidery backing type.
Only Child Syndrome Patch

Only Child Syndrome Patch

£8.99
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✓ Sew-on backing included as standard.
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Premium Embroidery Stitched, never printed
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About This Patch

Show off your sense of humour with the Only Child Syndrome Patch. Inspired by classic morale patches and sarcastic humour, this premium embroidered patch is perfect for backpacks, jackets, tactical gear, range bags and everyday carry setups. Whether you're embracing the joke or gifting it to someone who fits the description, it's guaranteed to get a laugh.

Features

• Premium embroidered finish
• Available in 3", 4" and 5"
• Choice of Sew-On, Iron-On or Velcro backing
• Durable stitched border

Perfect For

• Jackets
• Backpacks
• Tactical gear
• Range bags
• Airsoft loadouts
• Patch collections
• EDC gear
• Funny gifts

Shipping

Made to order.

Dispatched within 2–4 working days.

UK and worldwide shipping available.
Backing Guide

• Sew-on – stitched directly onto fabric
• Iron-on – heat applied using iron
• Velcro – removable & interchangeable

We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location.
Size Guide

3 inch – Small: ideal for hats, pockets and small chest placement.

4 inch – Medium: perfect for hoodies, jackets and bags.

5 inch – Large: great for statement pieces or larger placements.
Shipping & Returns

Processing: 2–4 working days.

UK Delivery: Standard Tracked £3.49 (Free over £30) or Express Tracked £4.99.

International: Worldwide tracked shipping available. Delivery times vary by destination and shipping costs are calculated at checkout.

Returns: As each patch is made to order, returns are only accepted for faulty or incorrect items.

If you have any issues, contact us and we will resolve it quickly.

Full shipping information can be found on our Shipping & Returns page.
Patch Care
To help keep your embroidered patch looking its best:

• Avoid machine washing where possible.

• If washing is required, wash the garment inside out on a cold, delicate cycle.

• Use a low spin speed.

• Avoid bleach, harsh detergents and fabric softeners.
• Do not tumble dry.
• Allow the garment to air dry naturally.
• For Velcro-backed patches, remove the patch before washing the garment.ickly.

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